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AllSimpson.com is the
unofficial fanlisting for the
beautiful and talented actress
Jessica Simpson. We provide the
biography, discography, latest news,
pictures, and much more. I hope you
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:: July 2005 :: |
| 07
July
2005 -
Zap2It |
| Simpson Sexy
'Boots' Video Make For Shocking |
Move over Paris
Hilton. Jessica Simpson is taking the carnal
car-washing crown.
Still reeling from the hotel heiress' burger
commercial in which she wears a skimpy bathing suit
whilst sudsing up her Bentley, a radical Christian
group calling itself the Resistance is protesting a
similar scene in Simpson's music video for "These
Boots Are Made for Walking."
Simpson, 24, covers the Nancy Sinatra song along
with Willie Nelson for the upcoming Warner Bros.
film adaptation of "The Dukes of Hazzard," hitting
theaters in August.
In the video, Simpson is dressed in her Daisy Duke
attire inspired by her "Hazzard" character, complete
with denim short shorts and midriff-baring top. She
struts around in a bar in red boots, gyrating,
undulating and all-around sexing up the crowd of
cowboys, including collaborator Nelson.
It's the latter part of the video, however, that's
drawing the most attention. She performs similar
moves, but this time wearing only a skimpy pink
string bikini while stroking the General Lee -- and
that's no euphemism. She also sings about her
double-Ds -- referring to the Daisy Duke initials of
course.
Website TheResistanceManifesto.com, trumpets, "SAD
NEWS -- Christian role model Jessica Simpson becomes
Illuminati pawn." The site is calling for an apology
and a re-shoot of the lewd video.
"It's disappointing to have Jessica, a pastor's
daughter and Christian role model, join the ranks of
the 'singing strippers' such as Brittany [sic]
Spears and Christina Aguilera," says spokesperson
John Conner. "She has one of the most beautiful
voices, and is a very beautiful girl, but it's sad
to see her whore her self [sic] out like this ...
She took a classic like the 'Dukes of Hazzard,' and
Daisey [sic] Duke, and turned her into a slutty,
stripper with a fetish for old men."
One must take these vitriolic objections with a
grain of salt, however, since the site has an
ulterior motive: spreading allegations that the 9/11
terrorist attacks were masterminded by the
Illuminati.
"Well...since the mass media won't touch the truth
about the September 11th inside job and the New
World Order, we thought we would feed them a story
they would talk about," the site proclaims. "And
they took it hook, line, and sinker, all the while
leading people to our site, so they can learn about
more important issues. Thanks mass media! Suckers!
ha ha ha." Simpson's father Joe, the aforementioned
pastor, isn't bothered by the apparent sexiness of
the video.
"She is not trying to be sexy. If you watch her,
she's laughing throughout the whole thing," he tells
"Inside Edition." "She's dancing like a crazy thing,
like her mother and sister would dance at the house
and be stupid. This is not her trying to be a
Playboy model, which is what we're hearing."
Of course, what Joe Simpson considers inappropriate
is questionable. He once discussed his daughter's
rack with a disturbing and un-paternal glee: "She
just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put
her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got
double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!"
Neither does he think that her actions reflect badly
on her Christian upbringing.
"We came from the church and we always wanted to be
great representatives of that. Jessica's never done
anything that she would be embarrassed about," he
says. "You have got to do what is between you and
God and go forward and the rest of the world will
have to just deal with it."
Pop Simpson was also the one who elicited a
virginity pledge from his daughter, making her
promise not to have sex until marriage. Once she
tied the knot to 98 Degrees singer Nick Lachey
though, Joe commented, "She waited for marriage, and
now she's happily married and having sex every day.
Now she's going crazy, and that's cool."
Joe Simpson produced Jessica's MTV "Newlyweds"
reality show as well as executive producing many of
her specials and "The Ashlee Simpson Show" for his
other daughter for MTV. His latest project is E!'s
"Filthy Rich, Cattle Drive," which will debut
Sunday, Aug. 7, two days after the opening of "The
Dukes of Hazzard."
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